JOE

BODY COUNT..

I USUALLY AVOID TALKING ABOUT IT BUT I WAS NEVER LUCKY WITH WOMEN BEFORE FAME.

AFTER I GOT FAMOUS EVERYTHING CHANGED. NOW I HAVE 5+ HOURS OF NON-STOP ERECTIONS ATLEAST TWICE A DAY.
HOW DID I ACHIEVE THIS? SIMPLE AS QUANTUM MECHANICS.
I BOUGHT JOE. YES I SUPPORT MYSELF. EVERY JOE SHOULD SUPPORT JOE

"At first i think its safe to say that i was skeptical but damn... look at me now? aint fucking sexy and like so appealing.. like bro im the fucking sex symbol of 2024

the guy from uhh

the guy from breaking bad

since they are a joe they are pretty productive. being a joe def outperformed aderall xr..
these guys are genius

gustavo

i can stay hard rock for the entirety of my high school chem classes

walter

THE TEAM

SASHA

SECURITY ENGINEER

SHE MAKES SURE THAT EVERYONES OKAY. IS THE MOST NORMAL JOE WE COULD FIND THAT HAD TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO BUILD A CONTRACT.
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SHE'S NON BINARY BTW.

JOEROX

HE KNOWS

HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS,

MICHAEL

BUSINESS OPERATIONS

SINCE HE GOT BACK FROM CHERNOBYL HE'S WEARING THAT WEIRD SUIT..
HE KILLED HIS FAMILY BUT GOT AWAY WITH IT AFTER THE INCIDENT EVACUATION

AMERICA

HE PROVIDES FUNDING FOR OUR ACTIVITIES. WE ARE VERY THANKFUL #AMERICA

I DONT HAVE THE CHRACTERS TO TYPE OUT HIS NAME

NEGOTIATOR

HE HAS A PARTICULAR WAY TO NEGOTIATE...

CHADY

ASSISTANT

HE MAKES SURE THAT EVERYONE IN THE TEAM IS TAKING THEIR MEDICATIONS.
HE OUTSOURCES FDA TESTING TO SOMALIA